Question ? Or Comment

1. D , looking over my shoulder as I post the exploding tv blog see complete with photo : " why does an article about an exploding tv feature a picture of a toilet ?"
   " A toilet ? "
   " What toilet ?"
   he points , impatient for me to finish so he can direct me to his latest attempt to restore the website to the spot on the ether where it needs to be .
   
   (The e mails are coming thick and fast from Fasthosts and seem now to start " Dear D , we are now sure that you have ..... "
   and sign off " We are now sure that once you ..... x, y and z you will be laughing all the way to your search engine ", or similar . )
   
   " That's the bidet "
   
   Silence .
   I hear the voice in his head which is saying , quietly , " I rest my case " .