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Saturday, 23 January 2010

Dream On .....


The Ministry of Agriculture Fisheries and Food , if it still exists , entrusts me with certain responsibilities. Initially I am tasked with quarantining a number of heifers and dosing them with some medicine known as Drench via their heels of all places. This is a messy business , but accompanied by a couple of hansome pathologists in suits from the Home Office , not one that is beyond me. Indeed I am pleased to have new challenges , my responsibilities latterly having tended to the mundane.
There is also a series of new sheds to be inspected including various pens and heating devices and much paperwork to be processed , involving the conversion of currency for an international trasaction and that is beyond me despite my First in Social Statistics. Luckliy a stable hand is at my elbow to talk me through the process. Thus in dreams is it ever as in life !

5 comments:

BetteJo said...

Do cows have heels?

Silliyak said...

Only for formal events, otherwise only something sensible.

Silliyak said...

C'mon now, THAT was funny!

MsCatCalls said...

D'you know what , it was funny ... I wonder what Bettejo thought or indeed whether she revisits the replies?
Bettejo?
Bettejo? We need to hear from you ?
And you remind me , I need to find time to write about my night at the Burlesque show this week ( at Madame Koos as it happens ) , talking of heels ... and assorted goodies

Silliyak said...

And if your "stable hand" had been sick, how would he be doing these days?

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